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  • Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
    - Jayne Mansfield

  • A gentleman is a patient wolf.
    - Henriett Tiarks

  • No nice men are good at getting taxis.
    - Katharine Whitehorn

  • I never married because I have three pets at home that serve the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls in the morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
    - Marie Corelli

  • I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
    - Adela Rogers St John

  • Being a bachelor is the first requisite of a man who wishes to form the perfect household.
    - Beverly Nichols

  • The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then marry him.
    - Cher

  • If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Husbands, due to an unknown quirk of the universe, never hear you the first time.
    - Estelle Getty

  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
    - Agatha Christie

  • There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.
    - Adela Rogers St John

  • None of you (men) ask for anything--except everything, but only so long as you need it.
    - Doris Lessing

  • In passing, also, I would just like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on women.
    - Lady Nancy Astor

  • Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
    - Erica Jong

  • Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with a man. One man.
    - Phyllis McGinley

  • The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
    - Natalie Wood

  • I married beneath me--all women do.
    - Lady Nancy Astor

  • Women are not men's equals in anything except responsibility. We are not their inferiors, either, or even their superiors. We are quite simply different races.
    - Phyllis McGinley

  • Men are too emotional to vote. Their condict at baseball games and political conventions shows this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force renders them particularly unfit for the task of government ... Man's place is in the armory.
    - Alive Duer Miller

  • If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
    - Erma Bombeck

  • The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
    - Madame de Stael

  • Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: Chances are he will not use it wisely.
    - Bette-Jane Raphael

  • The male is a domestic animal, which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
    - Jilly Cooper

  • Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17--to get it back, in a second flowering, at the age of 70 to 90.
    - Isak Dinesen

  • Whatever women do they must do twice as well to be thought of as half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
    - Charlotte Whitton

  • Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
    - Agatha Christie

  • If it wasn't for women men would still be hanging from trees.
    - Marilyn Peterson

  • Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
    - Marion Smith

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